I said, NO BOMBIES!!

Right, so yesterday: D-R-A-M-A. But not any of us, luckily. But whooo-boy. So here goes.

Maria, Jenessa, and I were chilling out on the deck by the pool area reading some girly mags and soaking up the dwindling rays of the evening. There were only two other women in the pool area, at a table across the way. And the one was traaashed. She was fine for a while while we got there but soon we heard sobbing and yelling, but then like two seconds later she would sound fine. Basically the story we nosely construed was that her husband/boyfriend/etc had an affair/cheated/etc and they got a divorce/broke up/etc and he got custody of their daughter. they were kinda far away, and she was drunk, and had a heavy Australian accent so the exact details are sketchy. Also, this was over the course of about a half hour. Ok so..

Soon, two teenage boys, probly like age 16-17, came down to the pool and were doing belly flops and cannon balls into it (called bombies, in Australia) even though the signs specifically said "No Bombies!". Jenessa got sprayed once although luckily we were far enough away from most of the water. The crazy drunk woman also got hit once and she freaked out at them, saying she was going to call 111, the Australian version of 911 or the police hotline or something. But eventually she calmed down.

Then. Then the mom of the two boys came down, also bring her two daughters. The four played in the pool, chicken fighting and whatnot. After a while, the girls came back up to their mother. And here begins the real drama.

We hear the crazy woman go, "Is that my ShayShay? Is that my ShayShay??!" and then she RAN OVER TO THE GIRL AND GRABBED HER. Just wrapped her arms right around her sobbing and yelling "My ShayShay! My ShayShay!" until the mom was like "Um, you are scaring my daughter, please let go." The friend came over telling her it wasn't her ShayShay and finally pulled her off. The mom told the sons to take the girls back upstairs to the room. The kids got outside the gate and the woman freaked out being like "Where are you taking my ShayShay?!!?" And ran after them.

At this point, the three of us were like, maybe we should go.. And made towards the door. As the woman ran after the girl hysterically sobbing and yelling, one of the boys stood in the way and pushed her, saying, "Stay the fuck away from my sister." And somehow the woman ended up behind him and PUNCHED HIM SQUARE IN THE BACK. With her ENTIRE body weight. And we thought we saw the family starting to run towards the stairs (towards us) with the woman chasing after them and we booked it up the stairs, scared as hell.

It turns out later, the police came and took her away.

Wow.


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